Here's where we keep the bread in our kitchen. It may be a mistake to continue keeping it at "dog height" but we'll see.
Here's the contents of this bread drawer: one half of a loaf of bread, and 5, count-em, FIVE bags containing just the ends, just the crusts of the previous loaves. They will remain in this drawer until A. they turn green, B. I eat them or C. we move out of the house.
I am the only person in the family who will eat them, and when I do I make a big production ot of it, but Lisa says "no, that doesn't make you a hero. Sorry."