Disturbing news that North Korea has threatened to attack the U.S. with nuclear weapons (which they don't have, by the way). Wait, are you telling me that sending them Dennis Rodman didn't work? That a green-haired, 6'6" loose-cannon with a nose-ring and a wedding dress didn't get the job done?
Okay, that's it! Time to break out the big guns! Get the Village People on the next plane to Pyonyang!